Day One of
Criminal Justice 101 class, 2004. Thank you,
CourtTV & every single race driven trial for making it so easy to pick an
elective. Thank you, predominantly white, Christian, upper class
private university for pissing me off daily & providing me with an audience
rife with superiority complexes. Two
truths & a lie, she said. I just
happened to have a LOT of time to prepare since she started in the back corner
of the classroom & I tend to sit by the door (quick escape). Gaaawwwd why is everyone soooo
corny???!! OK. I’m ready.
Hmm, that was a good one. Come on
Token Black Guy make it a good one…*sigh* lame.
He must be dating a white girl.
Why am I sweating, I’m not even nervous... dammit this chair is narrow
& I am fat. Eek here we go! “I am a Comm major. I have a 5 year old son & I am an only
child.”
*silence*
*eyes
darting around*
Token
Black Guy: “THERE IS NO WAY you’re an
only child!”
Everyone
else: “Yeah! Only child is a lie!”
Me: “I don’t have kids” *sits down carefully*
Criminal
Justice Professor *jaw on floor*
*silence*
Pinche
Checkmate Cabrones.
